notabadday:

“Everything you’ll ever need to know is in this note.”

lol i ate dinner really early tonight so i’m really hungry + hockey is going terribly so it is time to eat everything in the house

lmfao cbc

“so you can see ottawa has pittsburgh right where they want them in the third… ahead by one”

oh my god, that was really violent

theofficesupplies:

“So my question is…don’t you hate her? I’d just imagine that you are so angry at her that you would hate her.” “Well, maybe sometimes. But not like hate, hate. More just like ‘Mom, I hate you!’ and then…she would say ‘go to your room, young lady.” And I’d stamp my foot and run upstairs. And I’d have a room, which would be really cool. Then, we’d just have dinner together. But I don’t know, I’d have to meet her!” 

(x)

burntlikethesun:

‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’