Detecting sarcasm is a lost art on tumblr.

I am trying to teach by example.

It’s like they’ve never actually looked at your blog before omg dying

I don’t even know if they were just fucking with me or what. BUT THEN SOMEONE UNFOLLOWED ME LOL SO

How many points did you lose? I’m still trying to figure out the tumblr friend point system in winning the game of TUMBLR.

I lost one, which I think is equivalent to five Schrute Bucks.